"Getting shot hurts"
This and other insights can be found in the
Reagan diaries. Turns out the guy was
ripping one-liners nonstop after getting shot
.To the doctor about to operate on him: "I hope you're a Republican."
To his wife: "Honey, I forgot to duck" (quoting Jack Dempsey).
To a nurse: "All in all, I'd rather be in Philadelphia" (W. C. Fields).